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moviesludge:

theshoutfactory:

Did you see that we announced TEN new Scream Factory Bluray titles at Comic-Con?? Dig in.

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MAD MAX, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, SCARECROWS, AND DOLLS! I’m just giddy right now.

moviesludge:

theshoutfactory:

Did you see that we announced TEN new Scream Factory Bluray titles at Comic-Con?? Dig in.

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MAD MAX, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, SCARECROWS, AND DOLLS! I’m just giddy right now.

NEVER MAKE IT EASY FOR THEM….

"OKAY I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A SCENARIO, AND YOU’RE GONNA WANNA THINK ABOUT THIS ONE! YOU’RE TRAPPED IN A ROOM WITH A WHOPPER JR. YOU TWO HAVE BEEN IN THE ROOM FOR SIX HOURS WITH NOTHING TO EAT. THE ONLY THING YOU’VE HAD TO DRINK WAS THE BLOOD OF A PIGEON YOU KILLED EARLIER THAT MORNING. THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU EAT YOUR COMPANION, THE WHOPPER JR., TO SURVIVE?!"


"Why are you screaming?"


"Sorry, I just get excited when doing interviews. But really you need to answer the question or that dog you have as you phone background will starve to death because you can’t buy it food because you spent all your money on that Walmart brand pantsuit for this job that you won’t get if the answer to my question is wrong. Okay?"


"Okay well I guess I would eat  the Whopper Jr."


"Really that’s an interesting choice. It’s shows that you’re a vicious go getter that is willing to do anything for a chance at survival. To bad it’s the wrong answer.  The answer that I was looking for was that you would only eat half the Whopper Jr. You would give the other half of the Whopper Jr. to your rescuers, which of course would end up being Volunteer Fire Fighting Yetis wearing that cool blue cammo that urban kids wear."


"…"


"Sorry, but you’re just not what this company is looking for."

(They’re just volunteers, but they have the hearts of professionals.)

The phone rings… You’re busy trying to make the perfect lasagna. Your “I hate Mondays” poster is framed on your wall. The amount of suction cup hand Garfields hanging from your car windows is considered dangerous by most people. Your Odie t-shirts are always cute and on point.You’re 34 and so alone.

The phone rings… You’re busy trying to make the perfect lasagna. Your “I hate Mondays” poster is framed on your wall. The amount of suction cup hand Garfields hanging from your car windows is considered dangerous by most people. Your Odie t-shirts are always cute and on point.

You’re 34 and so alone.

swampthingy:

Reptilicus (1961)

swampthingy:

Reptilicus (1961)

Business Casual

Business Casual

Santos unmasked!

Santos unmasked!

Don’t worry, the whole world’s my hiding place. I can stand there amongst them in the day and night and laugh at them.

I’ll be honest with you guys. My whole day has been leading up to me watching this movie…. Lets watch The Giant Claw!

Flies four times the speed of sound… and my soul.

Flies four times the speed of sound… and my soul.