February 2012
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cokedupjesus replied to your post: cokedupjesus replied to your post: When things are…
That’s a step up from my original choice of quoting the RCA CD-player cleaning disc and its choice of music.
If I remember correctly the RCA CD-Player cleaning disc quotes normally only get women who used it in 1998 hot and bothered.
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darksidelawyer replied to your post: When things are getting hot and heavy I always like to whisper seductively in her ear, “Who runs Barter Town?”
Who run is Barter Town, indeed!
*reads comment. Checks post. Corrects post while saying over and over, “Every motherfucking time.”
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cokedupjesus replied to your post: When things are getting hot and heavy I always like to whisper seductively in her ear, “Who run’s Barter Town?”
I tend to stick to The Road Warrior for my seductive pillow talk.
Honestly most of the time I’m stealing lines from Madmartigan from the movie Willow.
When things are getting hot and heavy I always...
“And we’ll call this one finished … Happy Painting and God Bless my...”
– Bob Ross
Fuck You Ted!
“Hey Josh did you e-mail those reports like I asked you too, because Shelia said she hasn’t got it yet.”
“Ted are you my boss? “
“Of course not, it’s just that those reports are pretty important and Shelia says…”
“HERE’S A LITTLE TIP TED! IF YOU’RE NOT A WIZARD THEN DON’T COME OVER TO MY DESK ASKING ME TO DO JOBS I...
ticktockyadontstop replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday… French and Indian War Edition Professional like a HOOKER? I’m so jealous Josh. I never get told I smell like a hooker. LOOK like one, yes.
I don’t know if he meant professional like a hooker, but if that’s what he meant then I’m okay with that. Because I’ve never met a hooker that smelled like Old Spice and...
Truthful Tuesday... French and Indian War Edition
Any French I know I learned from watching Last of the Mohicans in the last 24 hours.
I sneezed at my desk earlier and now I know what it feels like to be Dustin Hoffman in Outbreak.
A homeless man told me I smelled very professional today while on the bus to work… I’ve never felt prettier.
Opening Spring Training games this weekend, hopefully at work no one can see my boner.
I was...
Sort of an asshole....
*at the bar last night I met a weird hippy that talked about New Age mysticism and shit, so naturally I felt the need to be a total dickhead about the whole thing….
“… I don’t really consider it a way of life, I consider it my life.”
“What the fuck are you talking about? Listen when you decided to become one of Satan’s minions did an owl bring you a...
